Birth of an Outdoor Room
So, I found my dream cabin on Mt. Lucas. Except it quickly became a nightmare.
One of the many nightmare episodes was that this was a duplex cabin.
My duplex neighbor is quite nice. But he's a boy.
We can hear everything (and I mean everything) the other person does. And since he has a one room efficiency, and I have a 2 room "one bedroom", I was way too close to him. Our beds were 4 feet away from each other, with only 2 layers of drywall between us (no insulation). And he had the habit of coming home between 11pm and 2:30am. Sometimes (more and more) with his girlfriend. Who isn't quiet. If I was a guy, I suppose I'd just join in and masturbate. But I'm not. A guy.
The guy isn't an asshole. He's just a boy. Let's the toilet seat fall shut - I can hear it. Slams the front door every time - I can hear it. Drops things instead of placing things - I can hear it. Scoots furniture (oddly frequently) - I can hear it. On the good side, he doesn't blast his music or tv, and doesn't have really loud phone conversations. And no yelling at the girlfriend. Like I said - not an asshole - just a boy. Who made it so I couldn't sleep.
It was so bad, I slept in my tent for 2 months, as far back in my backyard as I could get.
Back there, next to the bench.
Something had to give.
So, here was my goal:
But, given my budget, I thought I'd go for something more like this:
Yes, it's a chicken coop. See, "Screened porch" was a bit hi-faluten to me. Ok - really just high-priced. But I really did like the small brick patio, row of big rocks and raised bed garden that were already in my yard. What I wanted was no mosquitoes. And a barrier so that deer, rats, raccoons, snakes, frogs, armadillos, foxes and coyotes couldn't get in while I slept out there. So I decided what I was really going for was an Outdoor Room.